John Wayne has been cast to play “Scrooge” in the radio special “Hollywood’s Christmas Spectacular.” Unfortunately, with minutes before air time, John Wayne got bit by his horse and is unable to go on. The only actor available is Jewish, and will only do the show if they change “A Christmas Carol” to “A Chanukah Carol.”

LOST IN RADIOLAND – “HOLLYWOOD’S CHRISTMAS, CHANUKAH SPECTACULAR”

Written by Ryan Paul James and Denny Siegel

Directed by Katy Jacoby

Producted by Ronnie Marmo

Opens November 18.

Tickets $25.